Such a scamm place, ignore to go here, I have been there by myself and the security lied its busy and i need to pay 20 pounds entrance once I entered the waitress insisted me to sit nxt to a group of girls who actually work there as the Dancers or anything else,once I ordered my drink once i sat down all girls Kept staring at me after few minutes on of the girls approached me to buy her a drink and said accompany me and literally kept insisting me to buy her a drink and kept asking my personal questions and financial things , which is so wierd and I acknowledge Im gonna get scammed and decided to leave . And coming to the place ot seems to be nice place and no one is performing its an absolute scamming place . Do ignore to go there.

Very odd energy in this place. Please listen to the bad reviews because i wish I did. I came here with a male friend for his birthday with £800 budget. There’s a certain show said to be on every night 9pm - 10pm but this isn’t true. We walked in and it was very empty. Sat down and the dancers were in a corner looking us up and down and just very awkward energy and no one actually dancing. We ordered 2 drinks and my contactless wouldn’t work which wasn’t a problem for me as like I said we came with quite a high budget. Went outside to find the card pin and when we came back in the manager was in there telling another lady we “came with no money” and “had a stolen card”. Bear in mind we hadn’t done anything yet apart from order 2 drinks and was completely sober so there was no mix up or issue. We paid and walked straight back out without even touching the drinks because between the manager and the dancers attitude it was so dead. I’ve been to clubs in the Uk and abroad and have had a laugh with dancers and ALWAYS paid big money. Never walked into a club and had dancers literally look me up and down before. It’s also just nothing like the website, we was expecting music , lights , vibes and drinks and friendly girls instead it was like walking into a dungeon of the miserable manager . We left and went to a bigger one in central where we happily spent our money because the people were actually welcoming and friendly. Dunno if it was a race thing (I’m mixed friend was white) but I’ve never had an interaction like that lol

Linda was the most stunning Dancer I have ever encountered, second only to Julia! My birthday was truly one to remember, especially with the Champagne and Sparklers! It was like something straight from a rap video!

Secrets Hammersmith is a really nice place to chill after a hard day at work or a busy day — a proper escape from reality. The atmosphere is relaxed and comfortable from the moment you arrive. The dancers are super and welcoming. The staff, including the housemother, are very friendly and approachable. You can spend as little or as much as you like, which makes it great for any budget.

The best gentleman’s club in London. The staff is amazing and the dancers are great. Ioana and Elena are the best and were more than welcoming when I arrived and throughout the night . The girls are amazing especially Julia who made me feel so comfortable all night I wouldn’t recommend any other club