Desir Club is the club libertin of the Gers — 600 square metres in the Quartier La Gare of Laguian-Mazous, created in 2018 and positioned, in the club's own kilometres, half an hour from Tarbes, 43 from Auch, an hour from Pau and two from Toulouse. The 6,000 m² car park says something about the catchment area, and libertine camper-vanners are explicitly welcome to park up and stay a few days in the region.

Inside it is a country club in the warm sense: spacious coins câlins for the play, a St Andrew's cross for those inclined, showers with towels and gel provided, condoms supplied, and a smoking room. The soundtrack runs latino — reggaeton, bachata, salsa and zouk alongside the dancefloor staples.

The rhythm is weekend-centred: Saturday nights and the eves of public holidays from 23:00 to 05:00, with entry advertised at around €40 per couple including two drinks, €50 for single men with one drink, and free for single women — confirmed at the door. The second and last Fridays of the month add a session from 23:00 to 04:00 (around €30 for men, free for single women, couples free before midnight then around €20) — the club asks you to confirm Friday openings via its contacts, Cedric and Laura, before travelling.

The club also hires out for private events — libertine birthdays, private soirées and the like. Browse our Occitanie listings for the region's other libertine venues.