Genuinely unreal experience. Most of the girls are outstandingly beautiful and you could admire them for hours and just be in bliss. I have a single complaint. They’re pushy. I had several girls in a night just not give up when I said I didn’t want a private dance. They will just keep on with ‘we’re better than the others come on let’s have some fun’ for a good 2 minutes and ignore every single ‘no thanks maybe later’. I even got a few ‘you’re simple’ or ‘you’re boring’ from them. If the owners or managers could talk to the girls and tell them to stop pushing it when a customer clearly isn’t interested, that would make the environment much friendlier. Of course they need to make money, and I spent a lot on the girls I wanted. But the ones I didn’t want just don’t give up for minute on end. That is the single reason I’m not giving Browns 5 stars. It’s otherwise a dimly lit paradise.

Had a lovely time here recently. The bar and entire team were spot on! All the girls are lovely, but, Lolo Lu,m went above and beyond to make sure I had a great evening always love it here and will be back

Great club, lovely bar staff and dancers. Went there to watch the football and the vibe was understandably sad when we lost but this is the place to be if you want to turn a bad night into a good one. Big shouts to Lola lu, great dancer, great company. Will definitely be back.

I had a great experience at Browns and was impressed by the welcoming atmosphere from the moment I arrived. The staff were friendly, professional, and made sure I stayed happy throughout my visit. The venue was clean, stylish, and well-maintained, creating a relaxed and enjoyable environment. The entertainment was excellent, and the service was very attentive. I would definitely recommend Browns to anyone looking for a fun night out in London and would happily visit again.

one of the last great entertainment venues in London - incredible value for money simply a pound in a pint glass for every dancer and normal perhaps even slightly cheaper pints than normal in London. great friendly helpful staff and non-hassling performers means a chilled vibe and great fun times! if in doubt check it out.. Im sure you wont regret it!