Killing Kittens UK Halloween Retreat 2026

The UK Halloween Retreat is Killing Kittens' three-night residential weekend, running from Thursday 29 October to Sunday 1 November 2026 at a private estate in Berkshire. It is the frame around the brand's two biggest Halloween nights: the Birthday Cabaret Dining Experience on the Friday and the Halloween Ball on the Saturday are both part of the retreat programme.

Thursday is arrival — check-in from 16:00, time to explore the grounds, then a welcome cocktail reception with canapés and fizz. Friday and Saturday are the substance: a curated daytime programme of workshops in intimacy, confidence and connection, with topics the organiser lists as erotic confidence, tantric intimacy, conscious kink, massage for lovers, and roleplay and seduction. Saturday afternoon adds specialist sessions that may include rope play, erotic massage, impact play and fantasy exploration. Private one-to-one sessions with selected coaches are available for guests who want something more personal.

Each evening turns theatrical. Friday brings the KK Birthday Cabaret Dining Experience — a seated dinner threaded with burlesque, seductive performance and theatrical kink between courses — followed by an after party with curated play spaces. Saturday brings the KK Halloween Ball, which opens the retreat up to additional KK members: fizz on arrival, immersive performers, a dance floor, and playrooms that run into the early hours. Sunday is breakfast and a check-out by 11:00.

The location is not published. Killing Kittens describes a mansion in 80 acres of landscaped grounds, less than an hour from London and about 30 minutes from Heathrow, but names no town — only the county. We have not guessed at one, so this listing carries no town and no map pin. Rooms include Wi-Fi, a smart TV and in-room tea and coffee, and the ticket price depends on which room you book, so no single figure is quoted here.

Killing Kittens is a members' brand. Only KK members can buy tickets, and a member may bring one guest. The house rules are published and enforced: consent is mandatory, men must be invited rather than approach, there is zero tolerance on drugs, and entry uses a photo-ID-matched ticket activated in advance.