Absolutely the worst strip club I’ve ever been to. Extremely disappointing experience and definitely not worth the money. I wouldn’t recommend it.

If I could give this place zero stars, I would. I was charged £3,000 at Cyclone Club without fully understanding what I was supposedly paying for — and no one explained anything clearly at the time. Just a few drinks and vague promises, then a massive charge appears on my card. This club is a complete rip-off. Their tactics are shady at best and feel like outright theft. Once they get your card, you're done — they split payments or distract you, and before you know it, thousands are gone. Tried contacting them after — phone line doesn’t work, no response anywhere. Total silence. This place should be investigated. Avoid like the plague — especially if you value your money, dignity, or a night out that doesn’t end in regret and a fraud complaint.

I paid £10 to have a drink at a stripclub, but there was anything going on there. No strip dancer dancing, actually they were at the bar fully clothed. I decided not to stay and leave them a tenner not having seen a nip. (No that money wasn't returned).

Was here last night with my sister who has already left a review, I’m absolutely appalled at the response of the owner! This is without a doubt the worst strip club I have ever been to & I have been to my fair share. We WERE told entry would be £7 & we did not mishear, I would love to hear the recording that is mentioned. The beers were room temperature so I have no idea whether there was a problem with the fridge aswell as the card machine that night. The fact it was £13 for two Budweisers aswell was just the tip of the iceberg. We had mentioned that I myself had been to strip clubs before so we knew that this was not the standard so I’m not too sure where that comment came from. If anyone would like to go to a good strip club then I highly recommend blue velvet in Newcastle! We were more than happy to pay for dances but after being completely ripped off we didn’t feel happy to. I would also like to point out we personally thought the girls looked amazing & probably make a lot of money from dances. However, for the majority they were just sat on their phones looking as bored as one can be. One of the girls informed us that one of the men in the club actually works just not on that night & that if we have any trouble to speak to this man, so I’d maybes have a word with your dancers as they seemed to think he was off duty. I then asked himself if he works at your venue and he said yes but that he was not working then, he told us Medusa (I think it was called that) is a much better club to go to and we really appreciated his honesty, can’t say the same for the owner/doorman. Like I mentioned earlier, I would love to hear the audio recording so please get in touch because I would hate for us to have misheard you. Really don’t recommend this place, the dancers are stunning and do a great job but the owners really ruin it. Shame.

Decided to go in for my sisters birthday and I'd personally never been into a strip club before, but my sister who had, had told me how great of a night out they can be so I had high expectations. At first, we asked how much entry was and were told £7, but cash only so we had to go to a card machine around 10 minutes away. When we went to enter we were then told entry was £10 but as we questioned it, the bouncer blamed it on his 'accent'. Not wanting to ruin the night we accepted and paid. Once inside we then paid an additional £13 for 2 room temperature Budweisers. The dancers were all just sat around playing on their phones and when they finally did dance, it lasted 3 minutes with around 15 minute gaps in between so not much going on. Also, one of the security guards who was off duty said the strip club at the bottom of the road was better than here. It completely killed the mood of our night so we mentioned it to the original bouncer we spoke to, and he could not have cared less and there was no offer of any partial refund or any incentive to stay. Seemed as though he didn't really care for the custom at all. 10/10 do not recommend.