Excellent club, cleanliness 5, staff, food and drinks perfect, pool and sauna excellent

Review of the "Villa Illusion" Swinger Club: A beautiful club with interesting themed parties. Very friendly owner who is always present at the events. Special Features: There's a proper (swimming) pool at 29°C, but a whirlpool would be preferable. There's also a sauna. Outstanding: The rooms are cleaned after each use, meaning the beds are made with fresh linens, provided the previous users check in at reception afterward. In all the other clubs we know, they rely on all guests using towels and ensuring they don't slip. Rooms: On the ground floor, there are three nice playrooms plus another "Double B*ms" playroom with three alcoves and a couch. However, the mats in the two outer alcoves (the middle one doesn't have any) aren't particularly comfortable. Another room on the ground floor is used differently depending on the theme, e.g., as a reservable, lockable room or for massages. In the basement are the changing rooms/lockers; an SM area, which I won't review due to lack of personal interest; as well as a darkroom and two large lounging areas, of which 0-2 are reserved as couples' areas depending on the party theme. Unfortunately, the area best suited for BDSM activities (as it's accessible from three sides) is usually assigned to the couples' area. Outdoor area: There has always been a sufficient number of seats, as well as at least one open and one enclosed play area. On the other side of the building, there's an outdoor area with sand and a "beach bar," although I've unfortunately never seen the beach bar open due to unsuitable weather. Smoking area: There's a sufficiently heated smoking tent in winter, accessible from the bar/dance area. Of course, smoking is also permitted outdoors in summer. Bar/Dance Area: The bar/lounge/dance area is furnished with comfortable furniture, and the bar stocks at least the most common drinks. If you have special requests, you can bring your own bottles and store them at the bar. These private bottles are usually still there weeks later, until you've finished them :) The dance area is adjacent to the bar/lounge. However, its suitability as a lounge/dance area is significantly limited by the fact that this area serves as a passageway between the smoking tent, the buffet tent, and the main entrance area with hallways and stairs leading to the rooms. On the other hand, this has the advantage that there are very few female regulars who "just want to dance" :D Buffet/Food: The buffet ranges from satisfactory to good, depending on the event and the day. It's usually better for themes that sound more like parties than for themes with a focus on food and drink. However, its suitability as a lounge/dance area is significantly limited by the fact that it serves as a passageway between the smoking tent, the buffet tent, and the main entrance area with hallways and stairs leading to the rooms. Everything is relative: It pales in comparison to Biggi or Steinenhaus, but it's fantastic compared to Faro 8 or SF Lounge, and it's Michelin-starred cuisine compared to Dutch clubs. However, it can also be seen as an advantage that guests who only come for the food are found elsewhere. Sanitary facilities: A toilet with a urinal in the entrance area. One bathroom with a toilet and shower, and one with an additional bathtub, are located between each pair of rooms on the ground floor. The setup as a brothel is a disadvantage here, as one always has to walk through a playroom to reach these bathrooms. A bathroom with two toilets, two urinals, and two showers is located in the basement. Crowd: The crowd has always been overwhelmingly pleasant. The average age varies considerably depending on the event theme, but is never extremely high. Parking: Sufficient parking has been available at the venue for all parties so far, even with a large number of attendees. Motorhomes (not liners) or caravans can also be parked without any problems, provided that no electricity is required.

A large, lovingly furnished club with very friendly staff and a helpful manager. They even offered gluten-free options, which was very important to us. Good music, good food and drinks, nice rooms, a sauna, and a swimming pool made for an enjoyable evening. Highly recommended. A must-see. Note: We were there on the weekend for an event organized by an external promoter. Perhaps it's different during the week. Maybe the procedures are different. Update: We went back again for another event organized by a different promoter. This time we were very disappointed. The buffet was uninspired. The advertised beach techno party was rather minimally organized. The crowd was strange. We left early. We'll have to wait and see if we visit this club again.

The question arises: what exactly is untrue or nonsense? My personal experiences align with other reviews! Best examples: certain individuals were in the sauna club dressed in street clothes, and these individuals were not staff members. When I pointed this out, I was told they were friends of the establishment, not guests. It's strange, though, that they sometimes booked these women for services! Alex, her partner, was regularly seen in street clothes! This was confirmed via smartphone, but it was never stopped, regardless of who he was! Unfortunately, I don't know the correct spelling of the daughter's name; she was regularly present as a housekeeper because Alex had private appointments outside the club! Simone was like a boomerang, leaving several times and returning again! The fact is that in recent years, her partner constantly made himself comfortable next to her. There was talk of marriage, and various hints and comments suggested that one shouldn't book Simone when he was there. A change of partner was even recommended because he was supposedly so jealous. Situations were mentioned, including the suggestion that she wouldn't be around much longer! Lilly's age doesn't match the information online; everyone can see she's older. The age should be consistent across all websites! Angela's age is correct. Alexa is advertised as Spanish, but I know she's actually Bulgarian. Anyone who saw and saved her phone number on 6to... will see it on Wh...... there's a sentence in Bulgarian! It's also amusing that women advertise without addresses. Only guests/participants can identify the rooms, as they are unmistakably from Villa Classio/Illusion. This is also evident from various photo series on sauna clubs, etc., or on one website where a woman poses who is clearly a regular at the villa! It doesn't take much research to find ads from women who no longer offer their services at the villa. These women certainly don't post them online themselves. This criticism is ignored or explained away as freelancers! The beer and sparkling wine are cheap brands! These are all facts, not fairy tales!

Giving your own club five stars is really strange! The food, which is rated so highly, has nothing to do with the sauna club itself, except perhaps with the parties I'm familiar with – meatloaf with store-bought potato salad or pasta with goulash! I can only partially understand the criticism about smartphones, which has been raised several times. Why should the women put them away when there are no guests present? Alex, in her position as a representative, doesn't adhere to this rule herself, using her smartphone to take care of personal matters even when there are sauna guests in the bar area. She should lead by example and only use it in emergencies. Banning it for other women is completely excessive. What bothers me much more, and what I find objectionable, is that various VIP regulars and family members sit at the bar or on the couch in street clothes, while sauna guests without status are required to wear only a bathrobe or towel. ... For me personally, only Lilli and Angela are options anymore. This has nothing to do with my smartphone; both completely fulfill my wishes. They are simply the best recommendations in the house. The decision is very difficult when both are empty, which is rare! I used to go with Simone occasionally, but her appearance sometimes leaves much to be desired. Her hair is occasionally unkempt, and her clothes are too tight. When I saw her alone and mentioned it, her response was very offensive and aggressive. She said she had a hair appointment the next day, and her hair would be washed then. Guests who are bothered by this can go to the other women, which I didn't need to be told twice. Even when Simone is sitting there looking well-groomed and not asleep, which I've experienced several times when no one is with her, she tries to attract a guest with feigned friendliness, which then again results in poor service, something I've experienced before. And when she's in a really good mood, she says something that no one cares about, something we've all heard countless times because it's always the same thing. ' ... ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' It's certainly a relief that Simone isn't woken up before she sits there again, completely lethargic, fearing that a guest might mistakenly use her services. Since I have no intention of getting to know or meeting any of the women privately, but rather expect a qualified, paid service, it doesn't matter to me personally whether someone has a partner or not. I'm only interested in the paid professionalism, which shouldn't be compromised, as is the case with Simone. Her partner is frequently there, which every sauna guest immediately notices from the behavior of both of them. VIP guests are amused by the couple with pointed remarks. Although the relationship is always denied in the end, every sauna guest notices that it's clear who knew Simone before and now knows her from the service, as has already been extensively written. Anyone who knew Simone before and now knows her from the service... As you know, in this business, the stated ages are usually fictitious. I always add at least five years. Many women occasionally reveal their real age. The women's countries of origin should also be accurate—whether they're from Bulgaria, Spain, or other countries, for whatever reason. I only go there because Lilli and Angela's service is unbeatable; I can always have a wonderful time with them! Then I have to accept that the dress code doesn't apply to all sauna guests; for me, changing clothes is mandatory before entering the bar.