Dearest reader, With summer at its end and winter fastly approaching we are all looking for other ways to entertain ourselves. While some may enjoy a cup of tea with the ladies or a game of croquet, others prefer Crew Club DC. As someone who has previously visited and had to step away for a while, I have recently returned. It was with great sorrow to read some of the reviews were not up to par. Rest assured my readers that the experience was fit for even the queen. Upon arrival Bryce greeted myself and companion with a smile and open arms. With frosted tips and skull earrings you made us feel as though we never went away. And, whoever says anything other than that is a Sir Richard. The facility itself was clean and welcoming. We were pleasantly surprised to see the new renovations the owners have done. Finally, we cannot go without recognizing Lord Wayne, Wayne and his staff continuously cleaned and maintained the building while welcoming his patrons. As one does not kiss and tell, I will say that a return trip has been set. So for all of you thinking of attending Crew Club, here are few tips. 1. Go with an open mind an open heart 2. Don't be afraid to let loose and step outside your comfort zone. 3. Be kind to everyone because you never know when Lady Dickyoudown is watching.

Crew Club DC is an exceptional facility. The club was clean, the staff was nice, the men were beautiful. Will return again.

update from a few months ago… The location looks like it has fixed the steam room. It’s not an ideal steam room but then again you’re probably not there to use the steam room for relaxing. One of the showers is still broken. The dry sauna is working. And there’s another room that has been added making the group TV watching room as mentioned below smaller. So someone had the same idea! It seemed like because there was more to do there was less 1 million around and people were not grouped into the walkways, causing a trap hazard. Updating my one star review to three stars. - Original: If you’re ever in Pittsburgh… Try club Pittsburgh! Otherwise, don’t bother here. It was pride weekend. It should have been there peak performance! … The steam room was not working. The dry sauna was not working. They have a sign posted in the lobby. Patrons were telling me that it has been that way for a while. Unlike other gay clubs, it does not have a proper dark room. It does not have a sling. It does not have places to sit. All you can do is mill about if you have not rented a room, or sit in some chairs watching tv. Very disappointing! And if they’re not making enough money, then either they need to figure that out or they need to start using the money that they are getting to fix these things because as I was leaving, there was at least 40 people in line to get in! If you don’t heed my warning, and go, parking is hard to find so I would suggest taking the metro. You will then line up in a very disorganized queue, which you’re not really sure where the end is, then a portal will open and someone will ask for your ID. Then from there you will enter the Register area, and then the entire first floor is entirely wasted space. There are so much backstage areas in this building that it boggles the mind that they don’t use their space better. And the sitting area that I mentioned earlier has room for so many more chairs, and has so many Opportunities… Oh! And there is no free water or anything. So bring your own or be prepared to buy something from the vending machine. Being sandals.

This is the worst bathhouse in the US It’s actually quite a reflection on DC: make money off a marginalized community, hire unhelpful staff, while pouring back 0 resources back while hoarding wealth How has your gym been under construction for 2 years? Steam room or dry sauna broken half the times. They’ve now completely eliminated the dark room (it’s currently under renovation with sawdust everywhere, who knows how long this project of theirs will take) Like, what amenities are we actually paying for?? How do these “repairs” happen for so long, yet you keep increasing the prices for customers while offering nothing. They’re the only bathhouse I know that offers 30 day membership max (for $50) in hopes DC is transient enough and their customers are foolish enough to fall for it During peak hours, I’ve found condom wrappers, syringes, and even a medical device that helps with said injections into the bloodstream in the locker room area. I’ve actually never seen the staff pick up a mop or wipe anything down Your carpet is giving hotel lobby from the 90’s who’s never been steamed. There is so much soot built in from all the wet feet stomping on the carpet for over a decade. There’s actually 0 ventaliation in there so we’re def walking around mold. It always smells like a wet lockeroom. It’s actually quite disgusting of an operation for a bathhouse Don’t even get me started about how slow the staff moves when checking you in. The only reason the line is so long is because the staff chooses when they want to work. Like, you’re not the cool kids in HS gatekeeping, just do ur job and keep it pushing. Usually 1 person checking in and 3 people standing around just chatting it up Whoever owns this establishment, it is very apparent it’s a money grab. It’s actually time to call a donkey what it is EDIT: The pictures provided of this establishment 9 years ago, is definitely NOT how it looks like on the inside. Half the furniture in the original upload ain’t even there anymore. Y’all even included the first pic of a gym that doesn’t exist anymore. Be so forreal😂😂

This place has a lot of potential but it has a lot of wasted space. The crowd varies like anywhere else, the venue itself is falling apart with showers in poor state of repairs, a wet sauna that doesnt get warm due to poor distribution of flow, the dry sauna is the best feature.