The Swinger Wellness Club Pattaya sits at Zeiling 3 in Gampern, in Upper Austria, a few minutes from the Attersee and easily reached from the A1 at the Seewalchen exit. The club has furnished itself to suit its name: the rooms are laid out in the style of a Thai village, and there is a large garden with an SM corner for sunbathing and more.

The wellness side is what the building advertises on its own wall — an indoor pool, a steam bath, a whirlpool and a solarium — alongside a bar, a club room where smoking is allowed, and showers with towels, soap and shampoo provided. Catering is included in the club's own account of itself, and new guests are given a full explanation of how the place works when they arrive.

It opens three nights a week: Friday and Saturday from 20:00 until three in the morning, and Sunday from three in the afternoon until midnight. The house rules are short and firm — no means no, without discussion, and street clothes are not worn in the bar or club area.