Asthoria Swingdreams is a swingers club in Neumünster, between Hamburg and Kiel, on the corner of Fehmarnstraße and Wrangelstraße.

It is a small house and the club describes it room by room: an SM room, a darkroom, a wellness room for massage, and a sauna — with, as the club puts it, the option of simply sitting on the sofa and talking as you would with good friends. Tuesday and Wednesday are afternoon-into-evening openings; Friday and Saturday run late. The club also opens on the second and fourth Sunday of the month.

One practical note from the club itself: the published telephone number is not a customer-service line, and enquiries are meant to go through the contact form.