La Maison de l'Amour is a club privé at Gessate, about twenty-five kilometres east of Milan — it markets itself as the best-known and most-visited club privé in Milan, so expect the city rather than the town in its advertising.

Its signature feature is a set of saline hydromassage tubs, which the club presents as the centre of the experience rather than an extra. Every week it sets aside days for couples only, and Saturdays run as themed nights.

The club publishes detailed driving directions but no opening times, so check before travelling.