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Diane's Secret is a private house (privehuis) located centrally in The Hague, Netherlands. Open 7 days a week: Monday to Thursday 11:00–23:00, Friday and Saturday 11:00–24:00, Sunday 12:00–18:00. The venue offers a relaxed and welcoming atmosphere with a rotating schedule of ladies available throughout the week. Conveniently situated just 3 minutes by car from the A12 motorway. Features an online forum for guests to share experiences, a loyalty card program, and a weekly schedule of available ladies.

5 reviews

Very disappointing, the way this private house works. I could finally make an appointment with the lady I wanted to see for so long. I was really looking forward to it. When I arrived I was told, sorry ... Martikka has canceled. I was very disappointed. I asked, why didn’t you call me? Since they have my number and the appointment was two hours away. Because then I wouldn’t have come so far . Their answer was: sorry, we don’t do that. And I said ... what nonsense is that? So , if you have an appointment, please confirm this before you leave ! Because I was there allready, i was asked, do you want to meet another lady? I gave in but was not happy. I chose a lady and I regret it. Her service was curt and cold. I was only busy for 10 minutes and became angrier and angrier when at one point I said ... ok, I’ve had enough of this! I want to talk to your manager. The manager of course defended her. The complaints did not fit this lady so she was not entitled to compensation. I am DONE with this private house! One more thing, on the website you see beautiful ladies! Don’t be alarmed when you see them in person!

I had an amazing time with Aise yesterday! She was super friendly and really listened to what I wanted, all while keeping it respectful. I even picked up some great tips from her! She's definitely living rent-free in my head! Just make sure to call ahead and book an appointment—don’t just show up, or you’ll end up waiting! Can’t wait to see her again (way, way later though! 😳) - K (just made an account for this)

Nice place with extravagant interior. Beautiful and kind ladies, my favorites were Ilona and Janice (they don’t work there anymore I guess). Prices are fair, also for extra services. Only downside it’s the low discretion at the desk entrance. Doesn’t feel comfortable, really.

price reasonable but Silvie was a bit too rush and demanding on times as well , careful when you choose guys ask what is included in the services offered and how many shots included

Probably one of the best places I go to. The atmosphere is relaxed. The girls are beautiful. I always get a prompt response when sending e-mail. All-in-all, very nice place. --- I have been here many times, and have never been disappointed. Nice reception, and wonderful girls.

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opening hours

Monday: 11:00 - 23:00

Tuesday: 11:00 - 23:00

Wednesday: 11:00 - 23:00

Thursday: 11:00 - 23:00

Friday: 11:00 - 0:00

Saturday: 11:00 - 0:00

Sunday: 12:00 - 18:00

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Prostitution between adults is legal in the Netherlands, and sex businesses have been lawful since the brothel ban was lifted on 1 October 2000. There is no national licensing law: municipalities regulate through their local bylaw (APV), deciding whether and where clubs, windows, escort agencies and home-based work are allowed and licensing operators. Criminal law targets trafficking and exploitation (art. 273f Sr), sex with sellers under 18 and, since 2022, clients who know or should suspect a sex worker is trafficked (art. 273g Sr). In 2026 the government dropped the Wet regulering sekswerk, announced a statutory minimum age of 21 and tabled a bill on municipal supervision; a modernised trafficking law was enacted, and a bill obliging sex-ad platforms to verify advertisers' identity and age is before the Senate. Source: Prostitution Laws (prostitutionlaws.org), https://prostitutionlaws.org/countries/netherlands/, reviewed 2026-11-04, CC BY 4.0.

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