Heartbreaker's is a large gentlemen's club on the Gulf Freeway at Dickinson, about twenty minutes south of Houston in Galveston County. Its own pitch is two rooms under one roof — one playing today's top forty, the other Latin rhythms — with intelligent lighting, a heavy sound system, big video screens and its own DJs.

It shows major sporting events including UFC fights and pay-per-views, it is smoker-friendly, and it says women are welcome. There is a dayshift with a free lunch and late lunch on weekdays for anyone who has paid the cover, and a cheap-wells window through the afternoon.

The club does not publish its opening hours, so call before you set out.