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Noir Gentlemen's Club is Reading's premier lap dancing and strip club, located in the heart of Reading. Offering a luxury nightlife experience with stunning stage performances from some of the UK's most talented dancers. Enjoy an elegant atmosphere with premium Champagnes, spirits, beers and cocktails while watching spectacular live stage shows five nights a week. Guests can enjoy private performances in stylish VIP rooms and dance booths for a more intimate experience. Perfect for stag parties, birthdays, corporate nights out or private celebrations, with professional table service throughout.

5 reviews

I visited your club last Saturday, but unfortunately my experience was very disappointing. I think the stripper’s name was Andy, or at least that’s the name she gave me. She asked me to buy her a drink, so I bought her one for £20. After that, she told me to come to a private room and said she would provide me with extra service. We agreed on £60, and she told me she would entertain me for 40 minutes. However, once we got into the room, she only did a normal dance for about 5 minutes and then said, That’s it, let’s go outside.She took my money after making a commitment but didn’t keep her promise. I also paid a £10 entry fee, so in total I spent around £90. I came to your club feeling excited, but I left feeling very disappointed and unhappy.

If you’re looking for an unforgettable night out, this is the place to be. From the moment you walk in, you’re hit with an electric atmosphere—great music, stunning lighting, and a vibe that instantly sets the tone for a premium experience. I would like to thank Milly for her warm inviting character, easy to talk to and even easier on the eyes absolute perfection.

Had a very good evening here. Came for a business event and definitely will make another stop by this place. Honey and Milley were both amazing! Sexy, friendly, professional, and definitely gave me a show of a lifetime. Enjoyed a bottle of champagne with these two ladies. The bar staffed were attentive, checking in now and then and making sure everything was in order. Very safe and easy going environment. Can’t wait to come back and see all the girls again ;)

Visited black diamond recently, met Honey and she was a very great and kind. I’d 100% recommend black diamond for the hospitality and kindness. Had a really good time with the bartenders as well, really good chat and good service, Larissa stands out for her great service.

Had the best time with my babes Emily last night. She was incredible made sure I was looked after when my health condition took a turn as well. She had 2 friends who looked amazing. I’m obsessed with Emily and can’t wait to come back and spend more time with her. She knows all my favourites and really gets to know me. Second time seeing her and I couldn’t be happier. I would spend more to see her again.

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opening hours

monday closed
tuesday 22:00 – 03:00
wednesday 22:00 – 04:00
thursday 22:00 – 04:00
friday 22:00 – 06:00
saturday 22:00 – 06:00
sunday closed

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Sex Work

Legal

Brothels

Banned

Street

Banned

Advertising

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Selling sex individually legal. Brothel keeping (two or more sex workers) illegal. Kerb crawling illegal.

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