Chunkymuffins is a farm-set swingers club at Marsh Farm Cottage in Frampton, just south of Boston in Lincolnshire — by its own description a friendly-atmosphere, no-pressure swinging party, open every Friday and Saturday from 19:00 until 02:00, with automated gates that open on arrival.

For a rural weekend club the facilities run deep: a licensed bar, a DJ booth with dance floor, lights and a stripper pole, a games room, cinema, lounges and a chill-out lounge — and on the play side a dungeon and dedicated play area, with a sauna, showers, changing rooms and lockers for the practicalities. Outside sit an outdoor bar, a pool and a jacuzzi.

The house rules are plain and published: guests must be over 21, only alcohol bought on the premises may be drunk on the premises, no drugs, and no cameras or recording equipment of any kind. Themed party nights — masquerades, Ibiza nights, a Secret Xmas — run through the calendar on the club's site.

Entry prices are not published online — contact the club by phone for the current rates and the night's theme before travelling. Browse our Lincolnshire listings for the area's other venues.