Stunning girls! One of them had the best ass I’ve ever seen and after a couple of dances she ended up stroking my cock with me rimming her ass! Heaven!

What an amazing night. Friendly door and bar staff, great place, and the girls are incredible. The girls do ask for dances but they are not pushy about it. The girls I met were charming and gorgeous, the dances I had were wonderful, and I look forward to going back.

Been too busy to post a review - apologies! I hope this is a fair and honest review, bit crowded (but Friday night so understandable), slowish on drinks service (it's Friday night again). Fantastically funny and friendly doorman (I'd give him a job in our PR - interested? £90,000 plus car). Girls lot of fun - the guys I'd taken (2 lots) on a company acheivement night were a bit reluctant to have a dance because I was paying, overall a great night, cost not important really as it's not every night is it, staff were fine but it's late for them as well and they're having to deal with large numbers of idiots, toilets etc bit dodgy - Friday night again! Girls I did'nt think were pressurising - it's their job what do you expect? I was a sort of regular to London Rhino as my office is nearly next door, sadly it's not open at the moment - Birmingham you're good but not quite at London (or Santa Barbara) standard but yes you earned your 5 stars

DONT GO THERE!! As a regular patron of your establishment, I feel compelled to bring to your attention the issues I encountered during my visit on Unprofessional Staff Behavior: Throughout the evening, I witnessed several instances of unprofessional behavior from the club staff, including rude and dismissive attitudes towards patrons and slow service at the bar. This created an unwelcoming atmosphere. Overcrowding and Safety Concerns: The club appeared to be excessively crowded, making it difficult to move comfortably and enjoy the evening. This overcrowding not only detracted from the overall experience but also raised concerns about safety, particularly in the event of an emergency. Poor Sound Quality: The sound system during the event was subpar, with distorted music that made it challenging to enjoy the performances and connect with the music, Hygiene and Cleanliness: The restroom facilities were in an unsatisfactory condition, lacking proper cleanliness and maintenance, which is crucial for a venue of this nature. Communication Issues: There were instances of miscommunication regarding event details and ticket pricing, leading to confusion and frustration among patrons.

Visited tonight for a friend's stag do. Far better than the last club I went to years ago (it wasn't a spearmint rhino, so can't compare.) The ladies took a long time to get up on stage and although it was already late when we arrived with barley anyone else there, several girls tried getting a private dance from us early on. We kept saying we just wanted to enjoy are drinks for a bit and watch the stage before having a dance, but they pressured us a fair bit. They were loverly girls and made us feel really special, so I know the pressure is all part of the job so they can earn a wage, but it was a bit much. My friend paid for 2 of us with one girl, the least of the pressuring girls there who was loverly and down to earth. When I was eventually ready to buy a dance, the ladies I wanted a dance from had gone to Chat with a group of lads. So I ended up having to leave without a dance in the end which was a shame as there was one young lady I told had a loverly bottom I'd have live to have had a dance from,maybe 2! Maybe I'll get another chance in the future but as I'm from Devon, it's unlikely I'll be back anytime soon. 😔 so it lost a star due to pressure we felt under I'm afraid, but otherwise a very good night.

Recently visited after nearly an 8 year hiatus, having previously been coming here now & again. Met a sexy girl called Natalie & she was brilliant dancer & will deffo come back to see her again. One gripe about the venue is that the price of a lap dance is £30 for one song, which I feel is excessive as it use to be £20 per dance/song. I don’t think even lap dancing clubs in London charge that much though I stand corrected. Other than that, great place.