The Oasis Cabaret is a topless gentlemen's club on US Highway 19 North in Clearwater — its own summary is premium liquor, topless entertainment and exclusive VIP rooms, and it calls itself the best kept secret in Tampa Bay. It is a short drive from Clearwater Beach, BayCare Ballpark, TD Ballpark and the BayCare Sound.

VIP is the pitch. The packages come with a host who takes your party straight to its table rather than through the queue, and bottle service from a list of premium spirits, champagne and wines, which the club will customise if you would rather build the night around a particular bottle.

It also sponsors a stock car — number 51, a Snowball Derby winner.

No opening hours are published anywhere on its site, so ring ahead on (727) 799-4702.