Ohana's Social Club is a private lifestyle club on South High Street in Steelton, south Columbus. Its own description of itself is a Lei'd back, sexy house party in a cosy atmosphere — a members' club rather than a venue you walk into, and it says plainly that membership is required to attend any event.

It is twenty-one and over, and it screens applicants: every new application is run against the national sex offender registry before approval.

The house rules are the clearest statement of what kind of place it is. No means no, with zero tolerance and no exceptions. Ask before touching, because verbal consent matters. Respect anyone who wants to be left alone, and never be pushy about joining in. No phones during a party and no cameras or recording devices of any kind. No drugs, no drinking to excess, no fighting.

Events are ticketed and run on dates rather than to a weekly schedule, so there are no opening hours to publish — check the club's own events calendar.