Picture me with 5 of my mates. None of us have ever been to a strip club and we find ourselves out the front of this establishment. We make the democratic decision to enter (I didn’t cast a vote, this is important). We enter and are greeted with a lady whose name I’ve forgotten and she convinces two of us (just so happened it was both their birthdays) to partake in a private dance. Somehow I (who didn’t want to come in) got dragged along. We enter the room and I make it clear that I’m not in any shape or form comfortable nor interested in a dance but I’ll make the most of it, I want to see my friend SQUIRM. Which he did, it brought a smile to my face. Unfortunately for me the lovely lady who I was accompanied by still had a job to do. She told me to unwrap my present (her bra) to which I said, ‘It’s not Christmas nor is it my birthday so no thank you’. She told me it was just a normal gift which was very nice of her. To my upmost surprise, the gift that I unwrapped was a pair of breasts. Like I said I wasn’t interested in a dance and she knew this, so she was very accommodating of my feelings and we had an insightful conversation about sexuality and patriarchal values which still hold footing in our cultural zeitgeist. Then, what can only be described as a scene from a low budget Steven Seagal straight to DVD movie, she stands up, still needing to complete her job and says ‘I’m going to show you my REDACTED’. She might’ve, and I’m only saying ‘might’ve’ because I don’t want any repercussions for a statement that I presume meant nothing than to have a laugh, she might’ve asked me ‘Do you want me to fart on you?’. And she said this with so little effort. As if it was common parlance. Do you want me to fart on you. Other than that, it was great, we all got an intricate lesson on female anatomy and how to take that into our *ahem* miserable sex lives. To conclude, not only we were welcomed with open arms and hearts, treated with dignity (apart from the alleged ‘Fart’ incident) and had great drinks, we also got an informative and intrinsic lesson! Thank you everyody at The Palace! 6/5 Stars!

Salem is a witchy goddess. Beyond amazingly beautiful,, see this chick. Cloud 9 babe & attentive 😍

The girls are fantastic! We often go there as a group and have had Ruby, Everlyn & Charlie, who were all absolutely fantastic towards us. However we continually have issues with the lady who’s taking payments for private dances. So rude to us and the dancers, we would appreciate her to be more polite and respectful when we are paying customers. She definitely has issues towards woman, if I go for a dance she is horrid.

I have been here a few times with a heap of my guy friends. The guys get immediately spoken to by the girls as us girls get ignored. A few times I’ve been fine but 90% of the time the girls only approach the dudes. The front door staff, bar staff and security are fantastic and always protecting the girls which I love to see. The lady who sits at the back door that takes payment for private dances on the other hand is not so polite. She’s rude to the girls, rude to us as customers especially if we are girls, definitely get a homophobic vibe from her which is not comfortable when you’re already nervous! And I get her trying to get the club & the girls more money by convincing us to pay for more than what we are going for but she became so rude when I declined paying for an hour. Pull your head in love and stop being rude to other women, especially lesbians xx

Wouldn’t even give 1 star if possible. Absolutely do not recommend the girls are average at best. Went there with my mate sat at the front seats the girl dancing said you have to tip to sit there and when we walked away she said I don’t dance for broke boys. She was like a 1/10. They try so hard to force you to into a private dance for ridiculous prices. I later checked the time on my phone and the security guy said if I see it again you’ll have to leave and there was no one even dancing at the time. Will never go there again.